Caption Contest 56

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        ELITETRACKdotCOM on #16285

      • Nick Newman
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        Nick Newman on #90960

        (The obvious, but it’ll get things started)

        Bored of the total lack of competition any human being can give him, Usain Bolt challenges a baby Cheetah…

      • Mike Young
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        Mike Young on #90966

        Every day in Africa a cheetah wakes up. It knows that it must run faster than the world’s fastest human, or it will become an absurdly cliched pet animal.

        Every morning in Jamaica Usain Bolt wakes up. He knows that he must outrun the slowest cheetah, or he will not have an absurdly cliched pet animal.

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        mattyoc3 on #91477

        adopted or actually blood relatives?

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        Pete Diamond on #91479

        The baby cheetah froze immediately after the camera flash. He was sure he’d been spotted.

        Sorry, there’s never an excuse for a pun that bad.

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        Eric Broadbent on #91487

        unoffical reports are coming in…Usain Bolt may have been cross gene doping with a cheetah prior to breaking his own world record

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