Caption Contest 45

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        ELITETRACKdotCOM on #15212

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        Daniel Andrews on #75994

        Snapped Pole Baby Delivery.

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        babojumper on #75996

        He told me I was too big and would snap his pole.

      • Mike Young
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        Mike Young on #76026

        It had been over 20 years since the makers of the javelin used in Revenge of the Nerds produced a product to rival their flexi-jav but in 2009, they broke through with the jointed pole vault pole.

        ELITETRACK Founder

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        Josh Hurlebaus on #76039

        Invisible Car!

        (tilt your head to the right for full effect)

      • Carl Valle
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        Carl Valle on #76040

        Never buy poles from craigslist….

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        mortac8 on #76053

        -$300

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        Josh Hurlebaus on #76176

        The alleged endcap (top right) struck the pole not once but twice, turning 180 degrees after its first impact to break the pole in its second place, approximately 3 feet up. This end cap then turned right and struck her on her wrist causing her to lose her grip and then landed on the grassy knoll. Truly this is a magic endcap.

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        Chad Williams on #76198

        -$300

        Try 550 and up for that pole, that is carbon fiber!

      • Nick Newman
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        Nick Newman on #76203

        In a last ditch effort to make up ground on Yelena Isinbayeva, the American’s have employed a new pole design. However, it is still uncertain if the IOC will accept the design in time for the Games…

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