Caption Contest 22

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        ELITETRACKdotCOM on #12788

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        Josh Hurlebaus on #62934

        The USATF and IAAF have recently banned voodoo dolls after a string of related incidents on the track.

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        Nick Newman on #62935

        In an attempt to break his own 60m world record, Maurice Greene thought flying to the finish line would be the answer.

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        flow on #62936

        woha when and where did that happen?  WHAT happend anyhow!?

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        Josh Hurlebaus on #62937

        The newest rage in sprinting techniques, the drive phase has now been modified for quadrupedal contact.

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        Mike Young on #62938

        woha when and where did that happen?  WHAT happend anyhow!?

        Milrose Games about 2 weeks ago…Mo Greene tripped at 25m.

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        utfootball4 on #62939

        [quote author="Flow" date="1171950104"]
        woha when and where did that happen?  WHAT happend anyhow!?

        Milrose Games about 2 weeks ago…Mo Greene tripped at 25m.
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        too bad bc he looked good till that point.

      • Mike Young
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        Mike Young on #62940

        Misguidedly following the teachings of a noted sprint guru, Mo Greene learns the hard way that sprinting mechanics do in fact matter.

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      • Mike Young
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        Mike Young on #62941

        too bad bc he looked good till that point.

        I thought so too…was pretty much right with Crawford who seems to be winning everything so far this indoor season.

        Greene claimed there was a dip in the track right where he tripped. I was a little skeptical until I looked at the picture above. Also, I spoke with the starter at the Milrose Games and he said there are quite a few divots in the track around that area because the shot putters throw in to that same area.

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        utfootball4 on #62942

        [quote author="utfootball4" date="1172034555"]
        too bad bc he looked good till that point.

        I thought so too…was pretty much right with Crawford who seems to be winning everything so far this indoor season.

        Greene claimed there was a dip in the track right where he tripped. I was a little skeptical until I looked at the picture above. Also, I spoke with the starter at the Milrose Games and he said there are quite a few divots in the track around that area because the shot putters throw in to that same area.
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        if he stay healthy hes in for a big season outdoors.

      • Mike Young
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        Mike Young on #62943

        I'm not sure if he'll be the top US guy but I think he'll be top 2-3. Once you hit Mo's age consistency seems to drop off more rapidly than absolute performance. Carl learned to pick and choose his races a little better when he got better and it appears Mo has been doing the same over the past couple years.

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        saltojump5 on #62944

        dude must have tried these:

        https://elitetrack.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=94&topic=4229.0

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        winnesota on #62945

        Here is Mo Greene catching a Fierce crosswind during the 60m final!

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        Derrick Brito on #62946

        mo practices his unreal championship 2 flying melee attack.

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        ex400 on #62947

        Mo responds to his coach telling him to emphasize vigorous arm action for acceleration.

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