Caption Contest 2

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        ELITETRACKdotCOM on #12182

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        flow on #56663

        resident evil: acowcolips

      • Mike Young
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        Mike Young on #56664

        Victor Conte proudly introduces his latest success story.

        ELITETRACK Founder

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        QUIKAZHELL on #56665

        That cow is on the same supplementation program as Ronnie Coleman!

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        utfootball4 on #56666

        i think hes one of trevor graham new speedsters.

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        flow on #56667

        naw coleman is bigger : P

        That cow is on the same supplementation program as Ronnie Coleman!

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        Chad Williams on #56668

        Despite the physical appearance of the cow, it was relentless in its denial of ever having taken any PED's.  Although the copy of the grand jury testimony was supposed to be kept highly confidential, certain anonymous inside sources said the cow repeatedly stated, "Moo!" in its defiance.  The suspicion will always linger until drug testing on cattle receives some major overhauls. 

        Will there be an asterisk* next to this package of beef in the grocery store? Only time will tell.

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        flow on #56669

        winner:

        Despite the physical appearance of the cow, it was relentless in its denial of ever having taken any PED's.  Although the copy of the grand jury testimony was supposed to be kept highly confidential, certain anonymous inside sources said the cow repeatedly stated, "Moo!" in its defiance.  The suspicion will always linger until drug testing on cattle receives some major overhauls. 

        Will there be an asterisk* next to this package of beef in the grocery store? Only time will tell.

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        beast on #56670

        totally agree, iv been at this computer doing an assignment for the last 14 hours and i just fell off my cair laughing at that. oh man everyones looking at me funny now, the room was silent….

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        flow on #56671

        bummer : P

        totally agree, iv been at this computer doing an assignment for the last 14 hours and i just fell off my cair laughing at that. oh man everyones looking at me funny now, the room was silent….

        totally agree, iv been at this computer doing an assignment for the last 14 hours and i just fell off my cair laughing at that. oh man everyones looking at me funny now, the room was silent….

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        beast on #56672

        haha thanks, just what i needed, a bit of support 😛

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        flow on #56673

        thats what im here for ; )

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        mikeice on #56674

        hes explaining how a this cow with hard work and dedication in the weight room is now able to bench more than 500lbs in one day

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        flow on #56675

        that cow can bench more than 500lbs…

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        flow on #56676

        shnit i love that cow : D

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        mortac8 on #56677

        The bull's revolutionary resistance program consists of isometric standing to failure.  The routine will be detailed in this week's T-Nation newsletter.

        …that's not a bull not a cow, right?

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        thenextbestthing on #56678

        despite a positive A sample the bull will continue to compete as normal untill results of the B sample can can be confirmed….

        ….in related news an unidentified man was reported to have been massaging an unspecified gel on to the bull prior to competition.

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        Josh Hurlebaus on #56679

        Introducing the new and improved steroid drug smuggling mule!

        Although drug leakage can occur within the body, our drugs pose no threat to the mule except for increased muscle mass, stamina, anger, shrunken "man" areas", and a tiny alien embryo that seems to hatch and is birthed directly through the abdominal wall.

        We have created the safest drug mule yet!

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        mikeice on #56680

        thge result of questionable vitamin b12 shots

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        Nick Newman on #56681

        Cant beat that victor conte line…funny!

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