meatheads dumbfounded at their inability to roll back the latest meteor shower of elasticity training theory.
" Hey bro, im not sure, but if we both push it in the same direction, maybe we could move it "
The two biggest meatheads at the gym misunderstand the concepts behind band training.
After two unsuccessful hours, the crew finally gave up on rescuing Steve from the mess of rubber bands.
"He was attempting a 700lb squat using only elastic bands when they caved in on him. Poor guy never stood a chance" stated the first EMT to respond to the scene.
In the spirit of the newly formed "bouncy ball", the mass will be dropped off the Grand Canyon in an attempt at the world record for bouncing.
"He would like it that even though he has left us his body is still competing for records."