Caption Contest 1

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        ELITETRACKdotCOM on #12171

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        pzale8018 on #56509

        "I swear, I have never taken performance enhancing substances."  -Marion Jones

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        Mike Young on #56510

        2002 Doping Hall of Fame Inductees

        ELITETRACK Founder

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        scarter on #56511

        Marion: "CJ, I'm sorry about the divorce."
        CJ: "It's alright, Marion… I've needed to tell you something for a long time."
        Marion: "What's that?"
        CJ:"Well…. Meet my boyfriend, Victor. We're getting married."
        Marion: "Who's that other hulking stud?"
        CJ:"Ummm… You can't tell this is a life-size cardboard cutout? Victor asked for it to make him look more manly."
        Victor: "Well, CJ (lisp)… it DOES bring out the definition in my pecs, doesn't it?"
        CJ: "Of course, honeybun."

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        Josh Hurlebaus on #56512

        Marion:"All this testosterone does more than just increase my on the track performance. These three guys can attest to that…."

        CJ:"What the….?"

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        flight05 on #56513

        the new spokes team for the Drug-Free Sport Campaign gathers around for a photo.

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        glchief on #56514

        Who are those other three jokers with the bass player from Tower of Power?

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        coachformerlyknownas on #72365

        The dyslexic “Amazing” team, just before shooting its “Just Say No” PSA for USADA…

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        200FIRE on #72836

        They’re definitely hacking…

        IAAF, voteban them please.

        (counter strike)

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        Winning22 on #72899

        2002 Doping Hall of Fame Inductees

        winner.

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