[ELITETRACKdotCOM]

ELITETRACKdotCOM on September 11, 2006 at 5:56 am #12171

[pzale8018]

pzale8018 on September 11, 2006 at 7:08 am #56509

"I swear, I have never taken performance enhancing substances."  -Marion Jones

[Mike Young]

Mike Young on September 11, 2006 at 8:18 am #56510

2002 Doping Hall of Fame Inductees

ELITETRACK Founder

[scarter]

scarter on September 11, 2006 at 8:45 am #56511

Marion: "CJ, I'm sorry about the divorce."
CJ: "It's alright, Marion… I've needed to tell you something for a long time."
Marion: "What's that?"
CJ:"Well…. Meet my boyfriend, Victor. We're getting married."
Marion: "Who's that other hulking stud?"
CJ:"Ummm… You can't tell this is a life-size cardboard cutout? Victor asked for it to make him look more manly."
Victor: "Well, CJ (lisp)… it DOES bring out the definition in my pecs, doesn't it?"
CJ: "Of course, honeybun."

[Josh Hurlebaus]

Josh Hurlebaus on September 13, 2006 at 9:18 pm #56512

Marion:"All this testosterone does more than just increase my on the track performance. These three guys can attest to that…."

CJ:"What the….?"

[flight05]

flight05 on September 13, 2006 at 11:56 pm #56513

the new spokes team for the Drug-Free Sport Campaign gathers around for a photo.

[glchief]

glchief on September 14, 2006 at 2:53 am #56514

Who are those other three jokers with the bass player from Tower of Power?

[coachformerlyknownas]

coachformerlyknownas on September 15, 2008 at 10:47 am #72365

The dyslexic “Amazing” team, just before shooting its “Just Say No” PSA for USADA…

[200FIRE]

200FIRE on September 28, 2008 at 8:05 am #72836

They’re definitely hacking…

IAAF, voteban them please.

(counter strike)

[Winning22]

Winning22 on October 1, 2008 at 3:51 am #72899

2002 Doping Hall of Fame Inductees

winner.