More Bozosity


Joe’s post in reply to yesterday blog got me thinking. What do you need to start a Bozo center? First call it a Human Performance Center; after all you can’t call it a three ring circus or a zoo. That would be too strong a clue to what really happens there. Make sure you have a bunch of physioballs (be sure you have well padded floors so people don’t get hurt when they fall off) and wall to ceiling mirrors. Fill it with “functional machines” that someone paid you to use and there you have it – a BOZO CENTER.

This will be the last post on Bozosity for awhile, but I will be on the bozo watch. If any of you out have good examples of Bozosity or bozo centers be sure to send them to me at I am thinking of starting an honor roll of bozosity.

Vern Gambetta

Vern Gambetta

Director at Gambetta Sports Training Systems
Vern is the Director of Gambetta Sports Training Systems. He has been the a conditioning coach for several MLS teams as well as the conditioning consultant to the US Men's World Cup Soccer team. Vern is the former Director of Conditioning for the Chicago White Sox and New York Mets. He has lectured and conducted clinics in Canada, Japan, Australia and Europe and has authored six books and over one hundred articles related to coaching and sport performance in a variety of sports. He has a BA in teaching with a coaching minor and an MA in Education with an emphasis in physical education from Stanford University.
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